This is the headline I awoke to early this morning on CNN’s site.

Justin Bieber was arrested for DUI, resisting arrest, and driving with an expired license.  Apparently his street racing caught the eyes of the police.  I would think that the cops would know by now that racing isn’t nearly as much fun if you actually have a license and are completely sober.  I only do mine “in-the-gutter drunk.”

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