Shia LaBeouf– tortured artist?  Plagiarist?  Lactose intolerant? Or just plain cruel human being? 

In this first segment I like to call “Shia LaBeouf’s Bag of Shame,” well, the bag of shame goes to Shia LaBeouf.  News sources (don’t quote me) tell me that Shia LaBeouf apparently, most likely, allegedly, categorically, fundamentally, inconceivably, and most certainly doubtfully stole a homeless man’s paper bag to wear over his head on his red carpet walk at an international film festival in Berlin so that he could proclaim that he was “not famous anymore.’ 

Afterwards, Shia tracked down the homeless man in a brutally cold part of the Midwest (location unconfirmed) and taunted him while wearing the paper bag with the words “I Have Your Bag” now written on the outside of it.  The homeless man, wearing only a pair of underwear (his only possession after losing his paper bag) reached out to Shia, who only stood there and went ‘nyah, nyah, nyah.’

So I ask – who was colder that day?  Mother Nature or Shia LaBeouf.  You decide!