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Marvel Changes Characters! DC To Follow? A Justice League Overhaul!

Captain America Female ThroA female Thor? The Falcon as Captain America? Change is on the horizons, folks! And the people over at Marvel are leading the way.

Apparently a woman from Thor’s past picks up the mantle (and the hammer) while Steve Rogers’ friend, Sam Wilson (aka The Falcon), dons the Cap outfit and adds the indestructible shield to his aerial abilities.

With all of the changes that Marvel is making, I’m thinking that DC is feeling a bit behind on the times. I do realize they rebooted their universe with The New 52’s, but the question I pose is this… was it enough of a change? I mean, come on, they’re giving Thor boobs. Beat that DC.

Well, I’d like to make a few suggestions to get DC back in the game.  I’m confident that if DC implements these changes, the world of comics will never be the same.

Transexual Superman Title Card

Transgender Superman

A man in search of his female identity.  Kryptonite can stop him no more!  Possible love affair with Lex Luthor.  Lois does his makeup.

Gimp Batman Title Card

Gimp Batman

Just kinda makes sense, doesn’t it?

Bearded Wonder Woman Title Card

Bearded Wonder Woman

Wonder Woman stepping up and showing women that they no longer need to conform to society’s ideals of feminine appearance.  Superman likes it.  Batman not so much.

Ninja Turtle Flash Title Card

Ninja Turtle Flash

He ran too fast so it was time he slowed down – and got ninja abilities.

Richard Simmons Green Lantern Title Card

Richard Simmons Green Lantern

Come on!  You know you want it to happen.  You know you do!  Greatest Superhero suggestion ever!

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