This past Sunday morning, a 16-year-old teen boy stowed away in the wheel well of Hawaiian Airlines Flight 45, departing from San Jose, California and bound for Maui. During the almost five hour flight on this Boeing 767, the boy was unconscious for the duration of the trip. The plane rose to altitudes of around 38,000 feet and the boy survived subzero temperatures with little to no oxygen. Some experts believed that he was essentially in a state of suspended animation.
Through an anonymous source, Know It All Joe received this exclusive photo of the boy during his unconscious ordeal on the plane.
According to the same anonymous source, the Draconian Empire claims the boy survived the trip and will undergo rigorous questioning in order to learn if he is a spy for the Earth Defense Directorate.
Huh, what? I think I need to have a talk with my source.