‘Celebrities’
Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis & President Barack Obama
Bieber’s Deposition & the Shia LaBeouf Bag of Shame
It’s time to proclaim another one of Shia LaBeouf’s Bag of Shame. There is nothing more I would love to do than to give it to Justin Bieber. If anyone deserves it for his bratty behavior, well, it’s him. Especially after watching this little snots behavior below.
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President Obama Says “Let’s all have sex!”
Bryan Cranston on Playing Lex Luthor
Bryan Cranston (of “Breaking Bad” fame) was on Howard Stern’s radio program this morning to promote his new Broadway Play which begins this week (he plays former President Lyndon B. Johnson in “All the Way.”). Of course the subjects of “Breaking Bad” and the casting rumor of him playing Lex Luthor in the new “Superman” movie came up. And this being Stern, the topics of him getting crabs, having threesomes, and wishing death on an ex-psycho girlfriend worked its way into the conversation as well.
My Final Thought on the 2014 Oscars
Harold Ramis and the Caddyshack Script
My Final Thought on the 2014 Winter Olympics
Shia LaBeouf Steals Homeless Man’s Bag
Shia LaBeouf– tortured artist? Plagiarist? Lactose intolerant? Or just plain cruel human being?
In this first segment I like to call “Shia LaBeouf’s Bag of Shame,” well, the bag of shame goes to Shia LaBeouf. News sources (don’t quote me) tell me that Shia LaBeouf apparently, most likely, allegedly, categorically, fundamentally, inconceivably, and most certainly doubtfully stole a homeless man’s paper bag to wear over his head on his red carpet walk at an international film festival in Berlin so that he could proclaim that he was “not famous anymore.’
Jailbird Bieber: Why This Makes Me Strangely Happy
This is the headline I awoke to early this morning on CNN’s site.
Justin Bieber was arrested for DUI, resisting arrest, and driving with an expired license. Apparently his street racing caught the eyes of the police. I would think that the cops would know by now that racing isn’t nearly as much fun if you actually have a license and are completely sober. I only do mine “in-the-gutter drunk.”
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