March 2014 - Page 3 of 4 - Know It All Joe

Know It All Joe vs. the Sandwich Thief Nightmare

Worlds Greatest Sandwich So I had a nightmare last night where I made this incredibly awesome sandwich. This was the kind of sandwich which put all other sandwiches to shame. This was the kind of sandwich that made you cry when you were done eating it because you were sad that it was no longer there. This was the kind of sandwich for which you would pass on sex so you could spend a sufficient amount of time savoring it. Yes, it was that kind of sandwich.

Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis & President Barack Obama

I love these fake talk show segments with Zach Galifianakis (try saying that name 5 times in a row). This one is very funny. That is all!

Bieber’s Deposition & the Shia LaBeouf Bag of Shame

It’s time to proclaim another one of Shia LaBeouf’s Bag of Shame. There is nothing more I would love to do than to give it to Justin Bieber. If anyone deserves it for his bratty behavior, well, it’s him. Especially after watching this little snots behavior below.

Know It All Joe asks “Does online dating work?”

Before we get into it, please enjoy this Know It All Joe’s virtual recreation of a real first date from an online dating service.

Let’s face it – internet dating has been here since the dawn of time, only we didn’t have the internet for most of it. To think that it all probably started out with a few cave drawings and has slowly worked its way to the iPad. We’ve come so far in terms of evolution over the centuries and have really made great strides in global communication, but yet we still have a very difficult time communicating with one another on a personal level. There are just so many questions still; so many puzzles to be solved in terms of human nature and personal interaction. And yet, with all these wondrous mysteries to be explored, there is only one question at the moment that I have a real burning desire to ask…

President Obama Says “Let’s all have sex!”

Obama It’s been recently reported that in order to slash the federal budget, President Obama plans on cutting out the sex abstinence program, thereby saving 5 million.

Uhhhh, I don’t really think the program was working anyways.

The New Annie Poster – Can You Spot the Error?

I feel as though there may be a misprint.

From Batman to Batbrag: The New 52’s

I don’t think I really like the new direction of these new 52’s.

Bryan Cranston on Playing Lex Luthor

Bryan Cranston (of “Breaking Bad” fame) was on Howard Stern’s radio program this morning to promote his new Broadway Play which begins this week (he plays former President Lyndon B. Johnson in “All the Way.”). Of course the subjects of “Breaking Bad” and the casting rumor of him playing Lex Luthor in the new “Superman” movie came up. And this being Stern, the topics of him getting crabs, having threesomes, and wishing death on an ex-psycho girlfriend worked its way into the conversation as well.